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June 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
Filed under: General Banter


I’m really excited about this food coming.


I’ll let you know how it goes.

– chungo


Don’t fuck wit Arnold
June 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Filed under: General Banter

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today i had a check-out-off with some wise-assed broad in Tesco. Bitches be thinkin’ they all fly n shit.

so this honey was behind me in the self-service checkout queue, but she thought she was all smart n shit and left it for the people operated tills.

i could see her eyeballin’ me all smug n shit thinkin “man that dopey assed son of a bitch. i’m well makin my way for the exit before this cat’s gettin his messages.”

but nah. i knew that weren’t happenin. i could see the chinese man-on-a-mission in front of me was gonna self serve his way through those groceries like nobodies. so it was on. this was a 2 G race, and there was no way i was lettin’ some broad beat me to the check out.

as fate would have it. chinese dude followed through and pulled out a record breakin’ self serving and i swiftly slipped into the check out like a champ. i swaggered out that Tesco looking like the most smug dawg this side of the Clyde. honey looked pissed. so you should sugar, don’t fuck wit Arnold. bitches be gettin’ disciplined…..

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nutritious and delicious
June 15, 2011, 9:04 am
Filed under: General Banter, Your Tunes

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As per. Gnarls and Chungo have been running all over the interweb. We’re literally exhausted, reporting back to HQ with our findings.

i ain’t no fashionista (though this was already more than obvious), but i’ve fallen in love.

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Anyhows, seen as Jamie Roberts AKA Blawan, London based producer with releases on R&S and Hessle Audio seems incapable of doing any wrong just now a mention seemed only appropriate. His recent track Getting Me Down has been an essential ingredient of DJ sets and mixes alike over the past few weeks and missing his set at the Subclub recently was nothing short of an epic guttor. yeah that’s right, in true journalistic flare, we shall describe this misdemeanor as a guttor. Here’s his 2010 remix of The Hundred In The Hands – Pigeons, it’s a belter (there we go again showing off our extensive vocabulary, so profesh).

The Hundred In The Hands – Pigeons (Blawan’s Bare Bones Remix)

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Bristol based Hyetal is another one of our favourite producers just now. Having released on Bristol based Punch Drunk label, home to recent Itch! guest Kahn alongside the Peverlist, as well as boasting a string of high quality solo releases. This up and coming producer is one to watch out for this summer. Check out the Fantastic Mr Fox Remix of his track Phoenix.

Hyetal – Phoenix (Fantastic Mr Fox Remix)

You can also listen to the original here:

In other news, we took some time the other day to try and work out exactly which Harry Potter movie is the one where it’s ok to start fancying Hermione without feeling guilty.

Turns out you really don’t want to know.


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Gnarls x

the crosstown rebel

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Saturday 25th June…get it your diaries, this will be a biggie. We’ve none other than Crosstown Rebels and Hot Creations superstar Russ Yallop coming to take over the turntables. If you haven’t had a chance to check him out yet then scope out this mix. It’s something special (it’s also a free download!).

We’re holding the party in the back room of The Saint (formerly Mamasan) on Bath St, 11pm – 3am. We’re gonna be going to town on the venue so it’s gonna look like you’ve never seen it before!! (so much so that it deserved two whole exclamation marks) Tickets are £5 from Tickets Scotland (£7 on the door) and are available here: Itch! with Russ Yallop, or in person at Tickets Scotland, Argyll St.

If you haven’t had a chance to check out these tunes of his yet then get them scoped…

Beware of the Itch! Bitch

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Also on the bill we have rising superstar Dave Cuthbertson travelling up from Manchester to provide support (both emotionally, and on the turntables, Dave’s a multitalented man like that). Check out his top notch productions on soundcloud:

Itch honcho Heerah will also be at hand to warm up the crowd, fresh from his soul searching sabbatical to the big apple. We know fine well he’s really over there spending all his hard earned holiday pennies on freshly pressed records all the way from the states so expect something special.

Check out the facebook event here: Itch! with Russ Yallop

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Peace and Love

Gnarls x

FROM manchester with love
June 14, 2011, 6:45 am
Filed under: General Banter, Mixes, Your Tunes | Tags: , , , , , , ,

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Our boy Bazmatron AKA Billy Hologram has put together a sweet mix worthy of much love, its an eclectic hour long journey through house, techno, funky and garage. Some pretty dark sounds in there! get it on your ipod.

And while you’re at it. Get this one downloaded as well. We’ve got mad love for Nicki Minaj here at Itch HQ, i reckon this is my favourite track of hers so far:

Nicki Minaj ft. Lil Wayne – Romans Revenge

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Keep your eyes peeled for deets on our next party in June!

Gnarls x