The Itch! Bitch

Happy Birthday Natzz
October 15, 2010, 2:50 am
Filed under: General Banter, Your Tunes

The Itch! Bitch


it’s like spam. but better

Gnarlz has high hopes for this shit man, I’m not convinced yet. Infact, fuck it. It’ll be great. STRAIGHT TO THE TOP MAN. This shit’s hot. So hot Snoop dropped it.

dropped it like mario in trousers size when he touched a mushroom. silly billy. shrooms are for goons. chungo once took mushrooms. he loves the pun (pronounced pune). in june. just june though. not any others months.

What? Quit your dribble. If it wasn’t for those mushrooms you and I would never have met. Lost and confused I sought solace in the arms of a tall ghetto-bear man. Warm a>nd secure, safe in the knowledge that your thuggery would guide me well as i furthered in my musical journey. No regrets.

Wait….no….I’m thinking of when I met Fatman Scoop….

fatman poop. loves hula hoops (but it is very important to add that he only likes ready salted hula hoops and heavily dislikes salt and vinegar, when it comes to salt and vinegar he much prefers Disco’s). chungo schmungo, jiggy jiggy bungo. dibbly dibbly dungo. pibbly pibbly pungo.

i like bacon.

Bacon’s fine, man. Salted pork. It’s all fine. Ok, if you say so Gnarlz.. secretly wishing we were pushing our Johnsons together. Well, sorry bud, it’s not YOUR birthday. You can’t get away with shit like that. Sorry bro. But I’m down for salt and vinegar discos, if that was what you were asking? Just no peen pushing. As you said before, chungo loves poon.

salted pork. salted dork.

Listen man, I’m sick of this. I need to go. I’ve got this subcity thing tomorrow at 11.15 am and thats seriously early for someone like me. Bungo’s passed out on the fucking couch doesn’t even know what day it is. He is a human stone. I could poop in his mouth and he’d be none the wiser. So I’m outy. PEAS X

pees and ham. and spam. man


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